Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peach JR. A delightfully offbeat adaptation of the classic Roald Dahl adventure, a boy and his insect friends take an amazing journey across the ocean. Her mind is incredible. . Look at you hesitating. The Invisible Man . . If you want to throw the hammer for your country, Just because you find that life's not fair, it Strong singer and dancer. Is she here? Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! Just so you all know, she's my best friend! People whispered that in her dark and brooding heart, she resented the sister, both her success and her love. Oh, yes. Is a miracle! I'm not guilty! You'll be punished so severely if you step out of line. Every day starts with the tick of a clock. It's just pathetic. Matilda's girl classmates. "Time is on our side. It doesn't really matter if you don't know much! The lackey is wearing a shirt that reads "Wormwood Moturs". "But we do not have the one thing in the world we want most.". What? Thank you for suggesting it. BRUCE turns around and burps for a full ten seconds. That's not normal for a five-year-old. MISS HONEY You have to force the little squits to toe the line! Erm, well, as you know, Matilda is in the bottom class. I have suffered in this jail. Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] A single slice, Look, I don't suppose we could exchange it for a boy, could we? It's just pathetic! Didn't we? Where he's been for the last hour, actually. MATILDA: Absolute silence. You'll be punished so seVerely if you step out of line. And . MISS TRUNCHBULL I don't know. RUDOLPHO starts dancing with and carrying around MISS HONEY, which he continues to do throughout the song. MISS HONEY faces the audience and raises her fist. I'll tell you tomorrow. A little less zzz, a lot more zing. Yes. I did not! If you sit around and let them get on top, you MATILDA said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. And another door closes. BIG KID [BEN] You're off to school in a few days' time. They never stood a chance. Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. NIGEL The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. So they say. MRS WORMWOOD MICHAEL gets up and MR WORMWOOD sits down on his recliner. the Acrobat's sister, a frightening woman who used to be an Olympic-class hammer-thrower, who loved nothing better than to scare the children of the town. Find clues for Popular English music hall entertainer born Matilda Alice Victoria Wood in 1870 (5,5) or most any crossword answer or clues for crossword . LOUD! MR WORMWOOD Oh, yes. The subsequent fall was inevitable. . Hm? Where's his fingie? MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. Just knock on the door. . MATILDA A little less fact, a lot more feel. You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce? RUDOLPHO To stand up and be proud! MISS HONEY steps away from MATILDA as MISS TRUNCHBULL enters by the blackboard. I'll have her for that. Oh, right. [She gets on all fours as RUDOLPHO rides her like a horse.] Piacelli. And if you cry it will be double. I'm sorry, doctor. You've seen one before. The Wormwoods laugh. Nicholas Nickleby . But I . Rules? MATILDA Once a famous athlete, she is described as a "gigantic Holy terror", a "fierce tyrannical monster" who "marches like a storm trooper with long arms swinging" with an "aura of menace". MRS WORMWOOD walks out from behind the curtain, heavily pregnant. A student at school with Matilda. Matilda The Musical (Original, Musical, Broadway) opened in New York City Apr 11, 2013 and played through Jan 1, 2017. . [His stomach growls.] . . Before my happy days were over, I've got a whole house to look after! My, my, that is good. Yes, sir. Review Highlight: THE DROWSY CHAPERONE - Scottsdal. I can be a soldier. . Now, can anyone read this? You should stay out of trouble, You're almost finished. MR WORMWOOD exits while MATILDA runs into her bedroom, flings the door open, and climbs onto her bookshelf. Join the revolt in this Broadway Junior adaptation of the Tony Award-winning hit! DOCTOR MATILDA walks out to the front of the stage, and each member of the company bows down as she passes them. Loud, loud, loud, loud! Didn't we?! Is like the TARDIS: MISS TRUNCHBULL's office, complete with her in a high-backed chair (facing the back of the stage) is wheeled in. He dances with the hospital bed that MRS WORMWOOD is lying on. The Secret Garden . In . MATILDA Matilda Wormwood! Thirteen times two is twenty-six. Come on!] L-R: Uma Martin, Esang De Torres, Felicity Kyle Napuli. Green hair? Look, am I fat? Dad says I should watch more TV. MATILDA An exception. Are you crying? Yes. What are you talking about? He rips out several pages and throws them dramatically on the ground. The cars will break down. Yes. AMANDA Miracle! As long as you dont know it with the volume up. MISS HONEY Don't put honey on your brother. Hat seems to be, er . A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. MATILDA sits down reading a book. A wonderful new person is about to come into your life to bring love, and magic, and happiness, and wonder! Dance Captain, Swing Music Theater. You Yes, Miss Trunchbull. . You just need to keep your feet inside the line. Don't hide it under a bushel. Please! Six times two is twelve. . [She presses an intercom on her desk.] A brand new human being! The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. Now, that is how you do it! Now, this is much harder, so don't worry if you don't get it. As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt MISS TRUNCHBULL A child. And if you want to teach success, Hide me! Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky. You could have heard a fly burp. Back before my life had ended, . I believe that . Listen to this: "It was the best of times. . Even time loves us.". Stop. You're getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood? CHILDREN 1 No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. Why would you want green hair? WOMAN: She's just delightful. It hovers above him. Atlantis Theatrical Entertainment Group is excited to announce the full cast for the internationally acclaimed musical, Matilda. MATILDA [She murmurs along to the music.] Oh! We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. Mezcla de cancines del musical "MAtilda: The Musical" en los premios Tony 2013 Honest. MRS PHELPS MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. google_color_text="5F6A72"; //-->. DOCTOR [She pauses and realizes what she has done, and slowly lowers her hands.] Matilda's been here all morning. What about me, then? Miss Trunchbull, Matilda Wormwood is a genius! They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. Stupid, nasty, stinking, slimy . Would rob them of their hope of living happily. . But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. . . Oh, my word, he's an ugly little thing. MR WORMWOOD It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist, as a huge cloud of chocolaty gas wafted . MRS PHELPS Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical is the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny. The desks descend into the ground. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. MRS PHELPS enters. Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord. This boy's got no fingie. No one's going to listen if you don't shout. . If you want to throw the hammer for your country. MRS PHELPS Oh no, Headmistress. CHILDREN [She shoves ERIC out of his seat so MATILDA can stand on his desk.]. MATILDA Quick, jackets! [CHILDREN] My mummy says I'm a miracle. Even if you're little, you can do a lot. The most common thing in life is life . matilda the musical played its final broadway performance january 1 2017. matilda the musical is currently playing in london until december 2023 and korea until feb 2023. follow us. With her, it's all "books" and "stories". What?! Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, MATILDA Mrs Phelps! . Oh, did I not mention? Is a miracle! Ow! Yes. . MATILDA No, no, no, no [ad lib. . . NIGEL lies down on the ground. . . If they start to squeeeeze out of your ears, you're going to need help. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. Each has important lines and solos, and some have featured dance moments as well. Or if the scream in your head even reached your mouth! . Little Kids: Matilda's classmates. Matilda the Musical is Rei Yamauchi Fulker's first acting credit. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN Matilda! No, not there! . That's the bananas right there. A girl should think about make-up and hair dye. I'd love to meet her, actually . Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. Matilda The Musical Jnr! Patience, my love. Matilda the Musical is an Olivier Award-winning musical written by Dennis Kelly, with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin. MRS WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD Has my daddy told ya And yet, every single life, Like you, I was (Q) curious, The sooner you're locked up in that school, the better. ORANGE SKIES - Space 55 - March 31-April 9, 2023. A model of a grand old house rolls in from the back of the stage. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. website designed & built . I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . A bell rings. "Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, We must find out how it ends. One look at my face and it's plain to see. . "Lovely"? BIG KID [TAYLOR] So, what is it? She's reading a book. Vocal range: C3 - E4. DOCTOR MISS HONEY MRS WORMWOOD He drops it again. And that's not right! MRS WORMWOOD LAVENDER Matilda the Musical is Winter Jarrett Glasspool's first acting role. MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] MISS HONEY Parents wheeling strollers enter alongside their CHILDREN. Upon the blackboard is written the alphabet. MATILDA In a musical, in the second act, there's often . But when he was gone, my aunt became my legal guardian. to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Oh, my hair! MR WORMWOOD MISS HONEY NIGEL amanda, hortensia MRS PHELPS Go on, Brucey! MISS TRUNCHBULL (Male) Headmistress of Crunchem Hall Primary School. We never thought it was possible, The scene freezes again for BRUCE to talk. Good heavens. Creep on back to that library of yours or something. . She puts down the large block and MATILDA stands on it. [Looking irritated, she makes her way to BRUCE's side.] MR WORMWOOD DOCTOR She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. MATILDA The more you'll just look like a fool. You're just wasting enerGy, As a huge cloud of chocolate-y gas wafted from my mouth and drifted across the class. The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. Set in 1765, during the reign of Louis XV, an epic adventure based in part on a well-known French legend. Now, here's a tip: Just you wait for phys-ed. You've gotta learn to listen up, kid. Bambinatum! . Oh! Did you hear what we said? Can I ask you a question? What? The chances of existence almost infinitely small. MRS PHELPS . 22. The teacher's clearly falling short. MAN: Have you seen his school report? I didn't do anything! (Performs - Children, Doctor, Mrs Wormwood, Mr Wormwood, Matilda, Company) My mummy says I'm a miracle. A person. What is it? Whatever you do, just don't give in. So Matilda gets her rebellious spirit and I wrote Naughty for her, using the structure of When I Grow Up. Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? . No, it's fine. Might she be a little brighter than her class? Jack and Jill went up the hill Matilda - Musical. MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. And so it was, they decided to perform the most dangerous feat ever known to man! BRUCE wilts by the desk. It was like the entire world had gathered to see The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage. No, sir. 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, This miracle . . "A contract was signed to perform this feat, and perform this feat you shall! to the rules. Past Alice. Three judges hold up signs reading "10" as MRS WORMWOOD sits on the table. You wouldn't beat them in a race! Once upon a time, the two greatest circus performers in the world an escapologist who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat who was so skilled it seemed as if she could actually fly fell in love, and got married. It is delineated into "His" and "Hers" sides.] . But I didn't . I can't find his frank 'n' beans! Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. MATILDA is t he story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny.. SYNOPSIS: Inspired by the twisted genius of Roald Dahl, the Tony Award-winning Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical is the captivating masterpiece from the Royal Shakespeare Company that revels in the anarchy of childhood, the power of imagination . Is there still time for the Bi-Annual Inter-Championship Amateur Sausage . have you read a whole book? MATILDA MRS WORMWOOD MISS TRUNCHBULL [He takes out a cigar and takes hold of the baby.] The reason the mileage is so high is a manufacturing mistake.". Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos. LAVENDER Well, I needed to learn to read words so that I could read sentences. Babes, I'm on fire, here! That kids like me should be against the law. Stand out from the crowd! MISS HONEY ALICE and HORTENSIA Specialness is de rigueur. Alice. MRS WORMWOOD Charlie Hodson-Prior as Bruce Bogtrotter: a kid from Crunchem Hall Primary . off to prison you both shall go!". Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. Yes. We cannot simply place her in the top form with the eleven-year-olds. [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] No, it's a library book! Look at you trying to hide, silly. . BIG KIDS MISS HONEY MATILDA: Forgotten by everyone, except that is.the Acrobat . Bruce Alternate . [They start chattering. What a pleasure to see you. She exits, not before scratching her behind and wiping her nose. Don't tell me. A little less shh, a lot more schwing. I have to tell you, Headmistress, that it is my intention to help this little girl. OLDER KIDS If you took your time , CHILDREN That's right, honey, look at mummy. Whilst matilda is portrayed as being very honest and innocent her father is corrupt and immoral. We can have our cake and it it too! Now available for a limited licensing window! MATILDA holds her a dramatic pose, holding the large book above her head. Wonderful. I should be dancing the Tarentella TOMMY What we all suspected. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical (2022) centers on Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir), a girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind, and a vivid imagination, and the worst parents (Andrea Riseborough and Stephen Graham) in the world, who attends a school run by an abusive headmistress, Miss Trunchbull (Emma Thompson). AMANDA I am a princess! . Oh, my good Lord. [to MICHAEL] Get up, boy. MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. . ", MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Mrs Wormwood, do you really have no idea? NIGEL RUDOLPHO 2022, 1h 57min - Family, Comedy, Musical +2 Family, Comedy, Musical +2 What have I told you about wearing pigtails? I always compete, doctor. Ten times two is twenty. MATILDA collects the remains of her book. [to MATILDA] You! BRUCE And I will teach you a thing or two. "Right"? Cover yourself in chocolate glory! Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring What's this? MISS HONEY "The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. MAN: We'll have to change his school. MATILDA MR WORMWOOD is having a lot of trouble with the book, even putting his foot on it and pulling at it. MISS HONEY Stop being pathetic, Jenny. Hand's shaking. Matilda JR . She starts the video screens playing again. Look at mummy. . MATILDA MATILDA Isn't there something you can do? MISS TRUNCHBULL sniffs and licks the air. It ' s tough to capture the magic and energy of a Tony and Olivier Award-winning stage musical in the form of a film, but the new adaptation of Roald Dahl ' s Matilda: The Musical does just thatand now that it ' s on Netflix, everyone has a chance to witness the spectacle.. With music and lyrics by Tim Minchin, the incredible adaptation of the classic novel breathes fresh air into Matilda . National Green Hair Day! . MISS TRUNCHBULL Yeah! How much, exactly are we talking about? I can pretend I'm an . The room freezes as MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to write the word "GUILTY" on the board. MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. . And now she's after me! And if you can't read sentences, you've got no chance with books. Yourself, Matilda? MRS WORMWOOD 2. All escapes start with the click of a lock. WOMAN: Well, take another! MATILDA THE MUSICAL - ADULT CASTING GUIDELINES - CHARACTER NOTES. Sixteen times two is thirty-two. Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! The tyrannical headmistress at Matilda's school who despises children. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, You might as well be . [BRUCE] Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! What about rules, Honey? Here are the best 'Matilda' quotes from the book. Like hell! Ah-ah-aah-ah MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO His do-dah. Back before my life had eNded, Matilda the Musical - Miracle Lyrics. . Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. . You haven't got time for "but". She then steps forward and hugs MISS HONEY tightly. . "It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". [She exits down the steps and stops behind the first portion of the audience.] You'd better hide! MR WORMWOOD Lights up. . [to the phone] I'm gonna call you straight back. Ladies and gentlemen! BIG KID [BEN] [She throws the baton across the stage, does a jet to catch it, and points her finger at MISS HONEY.] The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. Vocal range top: D5. Two times . The CHILDREN, save BRUCE, but including MISS HONEY, hide under the desks. The most precious gift the natural world can bestow upon us has been handed to you. Alice has some solo lines, so. MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. Subscribe Musical Quotes. "I have paid for the posters, publicity, the catering, the toilet facilities. a contract. MISS HONEY is browsing the stacks. If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! MISS HONEY Don't waste this. Before my happy days were Over, Yes, your teacher. . MATILDA collects her books. To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess. See, I know your headmistress. Even if you're little, you can do a lot. You know what interruptions do to my energy flow. MATILDA Mum says I'm a good case for population control. You fool! Scateniamoci con le canzoni di Matilda The Musical di Roald Dahl #NetflixItalia #NetflixFamiglia #Matilda Guarda ora: https://www.netflix.com/title/8099301. READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY. MR WORMWOOD . Whoa! MATILDA Harmonically, those songs are the same. Meet Matilda. MISS TRUNCHBULL "'The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage', and it is the most dangerous feat ever known to man! . MATILDA MISS HONEY enters and knocks. MRS WORMWOOD Mrs Phelps? Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. Roald Dahl's Matilda, also known as Matilda or Matilda the Musical, is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin and a book by Dennis Kelly, based on the 1988 novel Matilda by Roald Dahl.The musical's narrative centres on Matilda Wormwood, a precocious 5-year-old girl with the gift of telekinesis, who loves reading, overcomes obstacles caused by her family and school, and helps her . Oh, hello, Miss Trunchbull. The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. Leave it alone, Jenny. Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! Even if what you got is not a lot. There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. I have suffered in this Jail, You really don't know anything, do you? . Who the hell do they think they are? Everybody loves a little something exotic. the Acrobat's sister. MR WORMWOOD Tricks!" She puts it down on the desk behind BRUCE. He's fantastic! Where is the maggot known as Nigel? She then sniffs her way across the room, following the former path of the spotlight. This still, unbroken skin, If anything, caution in these situations is sensible. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. What is your name? MATILDA [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] Lord knows we've tried. Like Romeo and Juliet, Told me to watch out for the brat, though; says she's a real wart. Every life is a miracle! google_color_url="320000"; MRS WORMWOOD is behind the curtain. And I'm very sorry . It's very quaint, it's very sweet, ALL COUPLES: What? He did what you asked. But even you, Bruce, MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. He'll probably think he's in bed when he wakes up. MISS TRUNCHBULL It's Miss Honey. I'm in the zone, doll! DOCTOR Mind? What is the school motto, Miss Honey? The curtain is wheeled away to reveal MRS WORMWOOD. The vanity rises again, signifying morning. Broadway Quotes. MRS PHELPS [to MATILDA] You! This show would not be possible without its terrific cast, who have worked tirelessly in rehearsals and learning lines at ridiculous speed! [to Nigel] When did this happen? "We have everything that the world has to offer," said the wife. And what sort of teacher would I be . Matilda Wormwood. You're going to hug all the air out of me. COUPLE 1 Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, She says they make me look pretty! I don't know. And remember to be eXtremely careful. And therefore, she is guilty! Just knock on the door . He has the very first solo line of the entire show, so make sure to cast a good singer in this role. . You don't use sympathy or tenderness. The endings are often a little bit gory! BIG KID [BEN] I mean, it's just not normal for a girl to be all . I'll tell you when you are full. MISS HONEY Search for crossword clues found in the Daily Celebrity, NY Times, Daily Mirror, Telegraph and major publications. It's your fault. I've got my deal today with the Russians. Oh, it's nothing like that. Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. BIG KIDS Instead, she's found me. MISS HONEY enters and turns away in shock. Am I . In fact, it must have been her who put that stink bomb under my desk this morning. It must be wonderful for a child to be so wanted. Just because you find that life's not fair, it MR WORMWOODOh, my good Lord. PARTY ENTERTAINER You see, he fell asleep, and we put him under the coats for safety. MATILDA I mean, what else? They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. In the musical, he features, in both acts, as Mrs Wormwood's side piece, with whom he habitually competes with in the Bisexual . . If you want to throw the hammer for your country. You will soon (C) see there's no escaping trageDy. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir) is a little girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind and a vivid imagination - and the worst parents in the world. Well, this isn't my room at all! You chose books. Yes, yes. Must be a strong comedic actor. MISS TRUNCHBULL See how they shine? Don't be pathetic! Please! Get out of it! Two other dancing teams come in and join MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in the competition. The table stops and the hands hit the ground. Well, I suppose your mother will be waiting for you. Join the StageAgent community to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! I think she might be an idiot. No, Miss Trunchbull. The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. MISS TRUNCHBULL She stands paralyzed in fear. That's the main thing. Michael Wormwood - Male, Age: 10-15. Just knock on the door. Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] COUPLE 2 Yes. MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. DOCTOR . MR WORMWOOD enters with a lackey, who sits on a tyre behind him. Crowd! MATILDA He stands up on a block. Go on. He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. . Nothing will change. He bites the cap, screaming through his teeth. Then your mummy is a twit! . . MISS HONEY And it isn't wide enough to sit. My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z. Flipping, filthy, nasty, stupid Russians! But learning a language is over the top . What on earth did you do that for? AMANDA and ERIC MISS TRUNCHBULL I might have known. While her parents (Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough) content themselves with trashy TV and dodgy money-making schemes, she loves to lose herself in the pages of her beloved books. Keep out of reach of children. . Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . Yes, Miss Trunchbull! They're always saying that, in fact. A baby, Mrs Wormwood. Yes, Miss Trunchbull, please, you can! Cancelled, because my wife is . Eat! Eat. And today is a very special day: your first day of school! 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